In hell every one is welcome, enjoy your stay!
Welcome to the store of hell!
In hell everyone is welcome, enjoy your stay!
For the love of youth and the rest of the elder Strigoi!
About the devil's shop
In hell every one is welcome, enjoy your stay!
Just a little bit of info and stuff.
Hi, I'm B.J Starink and well I'm a road builder and a self published / published author by Aelin Publishers And a Aelin Publishers Exclusive aauthor guy...
I write Psychological Horror books. And Horror/Fantasy books. Well, anything horror-related even horror children's books... Or something like that, you know?
Best way to describe my primary job is playing with lego but then in a much and much more adult way! But on the other hand stepping on this lego bricks doesn't hurt as much as those sharp tiny things...
And I have this webshop on the side too! A place of hell while you're still alive, and kicking! A place where the devil will find everyone and take them to hell screaming for their lifes! Even in your last breath he won't show mercy, the only mercy you'll find is in hell! The only place where you will be free!
And well I'm happy to take you for a ride from serving in heaven to reigning in hell!
Because my merch is all about hell, you see Stormie merch well if you have read the danged book you'll understand hmhmhmmm...
You'll see hell masks, or Bluetooth speakers were a hell of a noise comes from. And well while working outdoors it better is waterproof! Then you'll see them danged watches and you will think why the hell do you have watches on here?
Well that's a pretty easy question but I've got an even easier answer:
I've got watches because this life is all about time! And when your time runs out you will be stuck with me the devil forever cause I really want to see you down here, and you might think that you get off clean but we all sin in life! So better keep track of the time that you have left, before you know it everything turns into a black fiery abyssal depth!
Enjoy your stay in hell, and keep in touch!
About our products
All of our products are hellishly devine in their own way!
Every product is most enjoyable, if it's just a denim jacket for most it's a jacket of the apocalypse for us. Cause we all have Unknown Tendencies!
The Bluetooth speakers what makes a dreadful and horrific noise blasting Motörhead or Metallica, some Iron Maiden perhaps.. Your foreman will call the exorcist for there's a demon walking on the construction site!
The devilishly divine timepieces like only a few exorcist hmmm you see what I did there don't you?
The masks of bloody murder and manslaughter what even a psychopath will give the biggest run for his life after seeing you on a Halloween night in a dark alley!
Namtillaku and Stormie are closely watching and monitoring your every move until, you leave the devil's shop, but we both know that you will be back! For the longing for hell is only felt by the heartbroken or generally broken angels!
Are you a angel and do you serve in heaven or are you a devil just like Namtillaku or maybe a bit like Stormie, or are you like me? The supreme boogeyman?
We all need something or someone to jam our finger down their throats and while they breath their last breath we'll strip them of their grace, so my products are a bit weird, but my products all got their way on in and through the walk into hell and back!
Cause every single last one of us go to hell but we never get the chance to stay at this beloved place!